Amorous Artie is not your average ladies man. For years, the poor guy couldn't even get a date. Now, however, formerly dorky Arthur has become a sex-crazed lunatic who murders at the mere sight of cheap gold earrings on cheap cold women. Why? The protuberant answer is found dangling in the office of Dr. Cyril Meade where The Amazing Transplant took place. Jealous of his late friend Felix's prowess with women, Arthur blackmailed the doc into slicing off his inadequate, little-used cocktail wienie and replacing it with the virile babe-magnet member of dead Felix! Unfortunately, Arthur is shocked to discover that he has also inherited Felix's funky fetish, specifically the desire to attack any woman wearing - you guessed it - gold earrings! With this, the world's first penis transplant movie, director Doris Wishman (Bad Girls Go to Hell) has created her single most outrageous epic. With wall-to-wall sex scenes and dialogue that always seems to be recited while the camera is looking somewhere else, The Amazing Transplant offers a psychotic look at a world where men think only with their favorite body parts... even if they're borrowed.